Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I need to align my fucking chakras
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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