it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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