Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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