doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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