He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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