Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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