Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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