He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I am mentally ready for anal.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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