I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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