Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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