with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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