So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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