i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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