guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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