When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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