do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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