More tranny stories later!
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
You need a sexual gate keeper
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
