I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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