She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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