he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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