listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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