I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Randomize
