Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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