one two three fourrrrnication!
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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