FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
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