dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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