Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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