Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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