Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
it was like eating out sand paper
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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