How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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