doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
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