hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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