Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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