Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
All I want is dick and wine.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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