brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
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I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
