just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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