Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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