Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
