you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
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