i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Are my feet made of real feet?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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