nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
They left me at home... I'm a liability
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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