They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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