"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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