what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Randomize
