It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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