i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
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