what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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