Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
