and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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