pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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