Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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